Jason X

Apr. 28th, 2002 12:15 am
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I just saw the 10th Friday the 13th movie earlier tonight, Jason X. If you like movies that campy and KNOW it, then you'll you'll love this movie. A few things I learned from this movie:

  • When there's an armed killer running around your ship, be sure to split up into groups of 1 or 2 people each
  • Guns in the 25th century look like penis enlargers
  • When Jason is killing you, be sure not to scream so you do not alert your teammates
  • Nanites can graft steel into skin in a matter of minutes
  • Bobbing for apples in liquid nitrogen can be bad for you
  • Leather-wearing androids with really big.... guns are kinda cool
  • When the power to a door fails, you always need to go outside of the ship to some obscure panel so you can re-route power to it
  • Ships named "Tiamat" are your friend.

Lastly, this movie is best seen while drunk and with a bunch of friends, it really is.
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