Office e-mails

[giza]

Here's an office-wide e-mail that I didn't expect to see this morning:

ATTN: Coffee-Drinking Office Denizens:

There are new coffee-making procedures in place in this
location as of March 15, 2005. From this point on, when making a pot of
coffee, you should sprinkle a packet of salt on top of the grounds
before inserting the grounds into the machine. This will affect a much
less bitter cup of coffee and increase the morale of employees
worldwide (by way of having to deal with a happier co-worker T). Thank you for
your prompt attention in this matter.

P.S. Seriously, sprinkle the salt in the grounds before making a pot;
its SO much better.

Names have been changed to protect the guilty.