Computer humor

[giza]

Someone posted this to Slashdot and it made me feel a bit better, so I thought I would share it here:


X-Windows: ...A mistake carried out to perfection.
X-Windows: ...Dissatisfaction guaranteed.
X-Windows: ...Don't get frustrated without it.
X-Windows: ...Even your dog won't like it.
X-Windows: ...Flaky and built to stay that way.
X-Windows: ...Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
X-Windows: ...Flawed beyond belief.
X-Windows: ...Form follows malfunction.
X-Windows: ...Garbage at your fingertips.
X-Windows: ...Ignorance is our most important resource.
X-Windows: ...It could be worse, but it'll take time.
X-Windows: ...It could happen to you.
X-Windows: ...Japan's secret weapon.
X-Windows: ...Let it get in *your* way.
X-Windows: ...Live the nightmare.
X-Windows: ...More than enough rope.
X-Windows: ...Never had it, never will.
X-Windows: ...No hardware is safe.
X-Windows: ...Power tools for power fools.
X-Windows: ...Putting new limits on productivity.
X-Windows: ...Simplicity made complex.
X-Windows: ...The cutting edge of obsolescence.
X-Windows: ...The art of incompetence.
X-Windows: ...The defacto substandard.
X-Windows: ...The first fully modular software disaster.
X-Windows: ...The joke that kills.
X-Windows: ...The problem for your problem.
X-Windows: ...There's got to be a better way.
X-Windows: ...Warn your friends about it.
X-Windows: ...You'd better sit down.
X-Windows: ...You'll envy the dead.