giza | Bathroom cell phone conversations (Reply)

So, I walked into the company bathroom earlier today to do what I normally do in the bathroom, only to hear someone talking in the next stall over. After about half a minute, I realized that this guy was talking on his cell phone! From that point on, I made as many bathroom-related noises as I could, and made sure to do a few courtesy flushes throughout my ah, bathroom visit.

The best part is that I managed to finish up and get out of the bathroom while he was still in the stall, leaving another co-worker who had just walked into the bathroom to take the blame.

Man, I can't even poop in peace anymore. I think I need to talk to