Abbot and Costello on Astronomy

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There was recently a distant object found oribiting the Sun. If Abbot and Costello were alive, I have the feeling that their exchange would be something... like... this...

Costello: "We could call it planet Y."

Abbot: "Y?"

Costello: "Because"

Abbot: "Because why?"

Costello: "I don't know"

Abbot: "Third Base!"

Costello: "Whose base?"

Abbot: "Your base!"

Costello: "It's not mine."

Abbot: "are belong to us!"

Costello: "What the he-"

Abbot: "You have no chance to survive. Make your time."

Costello: "OK, I have no idea WTF you're talking about. You hear that? I'm going home, you fscking maroon."

(Source: Slashdot)