Logic

[giza]

Two farmers, Jim and Emerson, are sitting in their
favorite bar drinking beer. Jim turns to Emerson and says, "You
know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I
think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

Emerson thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets
the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic
classes: math, English, history, and logic.

Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"

“Yeah."

“Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."

“That's true, I do have a yard."

“I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."

“Yes, I do have a house."

“And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family."

“I have a family."

“I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife."

“Yes, I do have a wife."

“And because you have a wife, then logically you must
be a heterosexual."

“I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to
find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Emerson at the bar.

He tells Emerson about his classes, how he is signed
up for math, english, history, and logic.

“Logic?" Emerson says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

“No."

“Then you're gay."