Top 10 scary things about my dentist

[giza]

Recently, I had the need for some serious dental work, and since I moved down to the Philly area last November, it became necessary for me to search for a new dentist. I found one that's a 5 minute walk from where I live that we'll call "Dr L.". (No relation to Dr. K :-)

Dr. L is one hell of a dentist *toothy grin*, but after going there for several visits, I've had my scare of scary things, such as:

10. "We've secretly switched Doug's novocaine with cocaine. Let's see if he notices!"

9. "Why is the cement so hard? Oh, I left it sitting out in the sun..."

8. "I forgot to inject novocaine into that area... Oops!"

7. "You have 7 cavities, let's drill 'em all!"

6. "Wow, there's a lot of pus in there."

5. "Wanna see the nerve I just pulled?"

4. "You'll like this crown, I already have 3 in my mouth!"

3. "You won't need novocaine for this, the nerve is already dead..."

2. "Hold still, I need to pry the gum away from your tooth"


and


1. His car's license plate reads: "DRIL-1"!

Comments

[taral.livejournal.com]

Your dentist isn't really that bad, is he?

[giza.livejournal.com]

No, he's a great dentist! It's just that when you have that much work done, there's bound to be a few things that get screwed up.

He's much better than this furry dentist (http://www.total.net/~snowcat/plonq/dentist.txt)...