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[giza]

Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting. He's looking for a parking place, and can't find one. In desperation, he turns toward heaven and says, "God, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll only eat kosher, respect Shabbat, and keep all the holidays." Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him. He turns his face up to heaven and says, "Never mind, I just found one."