Top 10 scary things about my dentist
May. 1st, 2002 10:50 amRecently, I had the need for some serious dental work, and since I moved down to the Philly area last November, it became necessary for me to search for a new dentist. I found one that's a 5 minute walk from where I live that we'll call "Dr L.". (No relation to Dr. K :-)
Dr. L is one hell of a dentist *toothy grin*, but after going there for several visits, I've had my scare of scary things, such as:
10. "We've secretly switched Doug's novocaine with cocaine. Let's see if he notices!"
9. "Why is the cement so hard? Oh, I left it sitting out in the sun..."
8. "I forgot to inject novocaine into that area... Oops!"
7. "You have 7 cavities, let's drill 'em all!"
6. "Wow, there's a lot of pus in there."
5. "Wanna see the nerve I just pulled?"
4. "You'll like this crown, I already have 3 in my mouth!"
3. "You won't need novocaine for this, the nerve is already dead..."
2. "Hold still, I need to pry the gum away from your tooth"
and
1. His car's license plate reads: "DRIL-1"!
Dr. L is one hell of a dentist *toothy grin*, but after going there for several visits, I've had my scare of scary things, such as:
10. "We've secretly switched Doug's novocaine with cocaine. Let's see if he notices!"
9. "Why is the cement so hard? Oh, I left it sitting out in the sun..."
8. "I forgot to inject novocaine into that area... Oops!"
7. "You have 7 cavities, let's drill 'em all!"
6. "Wow, there's a lot of pus in there."
5. "Wanna see the nerve I just pulled?"
4. "You'll like this crown, I already have 3 in my mouth!"
3. "You won't need novocaine for this, the nerve is already dead..."
2. "Hold still, I need to pry the gum away from your tooth"
and
1. His car's license plate reads: "DRIL-1"!