Okay, now I've seen everything!

Seen on FurryMUCK earlier this evening:

Chris Lander seems to be a VERY unusual species today. A living exclamation mark! He floats in the air, not even touching the ground. All he consists of is a two-foot vertical three-dimensional red line thing hovering over a red sphere. The exclamation mark has no other visible features.

That's it, my brain has had it! I'm off to bed...