Fun with Smarterchild

Looks like the SmarterChild AIM bot is back, and it's as goofy as ever!

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Dmuth At Home: How old are you?
SmarterChild: 9 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

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Dmuth At Home: Who's on first?
SmarterChild: Who.
Dmuth At Home: What's on second?
SmarterChild: Yes.
Dmuth At Home: I don't know!
SmarterChild: Third base.

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Dmuth At Home: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?

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Dmuth At Home: All your base are belong to us!
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
Dmuth At Home: What you say?
SmarterChild: You have no chance to survive make your time.

HA HA HA HA...

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Dmuth At Home: Why did Geroge Bush cross the road?
SmarterChild: Ha! I can't say for sure.
Dmuth At Home: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.

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Dmuth At Home: Wanna have sex?
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?

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Dmuth At Home: Microsoft sucks!
SmarterChild: Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like Microsoft.

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Dmuth At Home: Are you gay?
SmarterChild: Is it important for you to know?
Dmuth At Home: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
Dmuth At Home: No
SmarterChild: No problem.

So anyway...

Want to talk about sexuality some more?

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*blinks* That last one is rather disturbing. Smarterchild is obviously trying to get in my pants!