Mints!

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1446

Make yourself irresistable to cats

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1700

Don't f*ck with Pluto!

From omnibahumut

Coffee I must try

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/wafuupco1l.html

scs_11 mentioned this in reply to my LJ post about the Last Supper after dinner mints, and I thought he was joking at first. Then I typed it into Google...

Who wants to SCREW Focus on the Family?

In a nutshell, Focus on the Family is a right-wing religious organization. Among other things, they want to "make gays straight", which is reason enough for them to be on my sh*t list.

So what would you say if I told you that you could order merchandise from their store for FREE? Well, not free, but for a donation of $0.00. Don't believe me? See:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/warrenelliscom/715657.html

I just ordered 3 copies of the Chronicles of Narnia from them.

You can order up to $100.00 "suggested donations" worth of stuff this way. My recommendation? Sell the stuff on eBay or whereever, and give the money to the ACLU.

Shh... when the bus seems there's more alcohol men!

http://spongebobreverse.ytmnd.com/

Thanks, ionotter.