Are you Lonely ?Don't like working on your own ? Hate Making Decisions ?
Then Call a Meeting !!!!
YOU CAN...
SEE people
DRAW Flowcharts
FEEL Important
IMPRESS your collegues
FORM subcommittees
MAKE meaningless recommendations
All on
Company TimeMEETINGS
The pratical alternative to work.
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Call now and we will throw in virtual meetings via phone. Yes that’s right! Instead of wasting company time in person you can now waste it over the phone.
Now I know what you are asking. There isn't any ways to make this sweet deal any better. Well you would be wrong! All callers in the next 5 minutes will receive the buzzword bingo kit. Yes you too can now utilize those meaningless catch phrases that drive people insane all from the comfort of your desk! Never has a deal been so good! ACT NOW!
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*bangs head into keyboard*
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Date: 2006-01-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-17 09:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-17 10:18 pm (UTC)http://isd.usc.edu/~karl/Bingo/
It’s been around awhile in various forms, and with intranet IMing its fun as heck. All of a sudden you get BINGO! popping up on screen.
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Date: 2006-01-17 11:28 pm (UTC)This morning, at the piloting committee meeting, the client asked me to write the planning for the deployment of the version after the version after the current version of the project throughout the whole of 2007. They wanted it for tomorrow.
I think my decision to get the FUCK out of this industry when I can is pretty much settled now. >x.x<
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Date: 2006-01-18 12:22 am (UTC)Sure, it's nice to know what's going on, but I could have spent that 70% of the meeting time actually DOING my work instead of hearing about other peoples' work.
But alas...
-Z
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Date: 2006-01-18 01:14 pm (UTC)