As your attorney I advise you to drive at top speed and it'll be a Goddamn miracle if we get there before you turn into some kind of fucking wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phoney name with the intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I certainly hope so...
Learning to type with paws= $500 course Computer= $750 Internet account= $29,99 a month Using Rugs.com to make sure you'll always be the most persistantly underfoot cat in the world: Priceless Some things money can buy, for everything else, there's some poor smoh's stolen MasterCard.
My god...
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Date: 2006-04-27 12:58 pm (UTC)And like the hundreds before her, she would never know what hit her..."
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Date: 2006-04-27 01:46 pm (UTC)I know that quote from somewhere...
Is it from a strip of The Far Side?
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Date: 2006-04-27 02:36 pm (UTC)Got three.
Date: 2006-04-27 03:28 pm (UTC)"You will be assimilated, resistance is futile."
"My GOD! Its an army!"
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Date: 2006-04-27 03:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-27 04:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-27 05:01 pm (UTC)Learning to type with paws= $500 course
Computer= $750
Internet account= $29,99 a month
Using Rugs.com to make sure you'll always be the most persistantly underfoot cat in the world: Priceless
Some things money can buy, for everything else, there's some poor smoh's stolen MasterCard.
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Date: 2006-04-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-27 07:10 pm (UTC)Friend: "What cat? You have a cat? All I ever see is that bedsheet with cats on it."
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Date: 2006-04-27 07:10 pm (UTC)Okay, that was just too freaking geeky. Will anyone catch the reference?
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Date: 2006-04-28 05:01 am (UTC)Toonces, the 3-D cat,
The cat who could exist in three spatial dimensions.
He's not the same, as the ones in the plane,
Toonces the 3-D cat.
o/`
re your icon
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