Tech support stories from HELL

[giza]

Slashdot has a thread going about strange tech support tales. Feel free to read or contribute.

BTW, Happy Yerfday melkitsune!

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[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

"Hello, my computer isn't working."

Is it turned on?

"No."

Is it plugged in?

"Hmm, I can't tell, let me get a flashlight."

Flashlight?

"Yeah, the power went out hours ago."

.....

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

joke/fake viruses are always fun...

back in '97 or so, someone sent me a few of them, one called "cupholder"

all it did was eject the cd-rom tray!

I've heard stories of customers calling them that before...

[ex-tjcoyote112.livejournal.com]

How about starting a thread for tech support stories from HEAVEN? I have one that's not only too-good-to-be-true, but has a surprising twist...

-- TJC