Oh baby...

[giza]

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

It only goes downhill from here... (NSFW!)

Comments

[thefoxes.livejournal.com]

*puts on his robe and wizard hat*

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

Ah, bloodninja. The classics never get old. :)

I saw this for the first time a few years ago. I want to say that I remember more scenes being included, but I don't remember if they were any good or not. It's the wizard thing that's the funniest, anyhow.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Please put the Cock of the Infinite back in your pants.

[theottsel.livejournal.com]

I love that RP.
I forgive you for posting something so old. =)

[thefoxes.livejournal.com]

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

This was a classic IRC session ripped straight out of Bash.org. Proving that ebaumsworld is pure evil...I had no idea they steal TEXT now; then again it's the easiest to do.

I saw this at QuakeCon this year, despite the age of the quote:

[zeeth_kyrah]

Actually, the collected Bloodninja sessions (there were at least a dozen) were available on a website I had a link to five years ago. If you look hard enough, you might be able to find a mirror or archive of it.

[zeeth_kyrah]

Also, Albinoblacksheep isn't eBaumsworld.

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

Oops...I retract my initial statement... :D