More stuff I can't make up

[giza]

 

Judge sentenced to 4 years in prison and $40,000 fine for using a penis pump while presiding over a trial.

Comments

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

This one line is the best...


"He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate."

Um...aren't these devices used for only *one* thing? In other words, you wouldn't be pressing the button absent-mindedly...

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

The article says he showed no reaction when sentenced. I guess he'd had a lot of practice at keeping a straight face.