Ganked from flemco

[giza]

From here:

[For the last 10 years]
North Korea: We're crazy! We'll fucking attack every country around us if you don't give us some funds!
USA: Pfft.
NK: NO WE MEAN IT! WE'LL FUCK YOU UP WE SWAER
USA: Do you hear someone talking? Because I don't hear anything.
NK: WE HAVE NUKES AND WILL DESTROY EVERYONE! (Except China, they're cool.)
USA: Bla bla bla, whatever, you shrimp.
NK: I WANNA GET PSYCHO!
USA: No money for you.
NK: ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
USA: See this? This is New York, where a terrist group actually did damage. Now see you? You're a whole country that can barely afford plumbing. Feck OFF, little country. We have more important shit to deal with.
NK: [Cartman voice] GOD DAMMIT!
USA: Buh-bye now! Call us when you can play with the big dogs.
NK: BUT WE HAVE NUKES!
USA: Whatev.

[TODAY]
NK: *KAFUCKINGBOOM*
USA: Oh shit. Tell me that was a car backfire.
JAPAN: Oh shit-desu-da.
USA: It was just a loud firecracker, right?
TAIWAN: FUCK
USA: Oh... oh shit.
WORLD: Oh SHIT.

Can someone please explan to me why North Korea was jumping up and down yelling about nukes for years, only to be ignored from us, while we go hell bent on Iraq because they might have had mere chemical weapons. And we're still going fruitbat flapjacks on Iran because they /might/ have nukes.

Maybe we'll pay attention to North Korea now?