Today's Dose of Surreal

[giza]

From a chat session with a cow-orker:

Me: Did you take a look at the new interface for the lcodes? [the boss] would like to launch.

Mike: for the new codes interface, will this work like the other to minimize user stupidity? typing spaces for example

Me: Yep

Mike: this works for me as long I know what the heck to fill the blanks in with

Me: Data

Mike: data is a character on Star Trek

Mike: letters is his pet goat

Me: He doesn't have a goat, he has a CAT! And its name is SPOT!

Mike: he has a pet goat named letters in episode 345kz15

Mike: and the goat goes fucking haywire and eats all the wires in the mainframe then the ship goes black just a the damn Romulans decloak across the Starboard bow

Check please!