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gizaAllow me to demonstrate:
Venus is the hot one and will turn out to be gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Earth is the uh, down-to-earth one - full of life.
KratosMars is the cold and distant one - always at war with the other members.
Jupiter is slightly overweight - jolly.
Saturn is a gaudy over-compensator wears lots of jewelry and rings - looks up to Jupiter.
Hot headed Mercury left in a huff to form his own band - his manager is the real star though.
Uranus was an asshole and left before fame came.
Neptune was always blue and committed suicide after what happened to Pluto.
Pluto? Well, Pluto was thrown out when it was discovered he never could sing.
(Source: Slashdot)
Venus is the hot one and will turn out to be gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Earth is the uh, down-to-earth one - full of life.
Jupiter is slightly overweight - jolly.
Saturn is a gaudy over-compensator wears lots of jewelry and rings - looks up to Jupiter.
Hot headed Mercury left in a huff to form his own band - his manager is the real star though.
Uranus was an asshole and left before fame came.
Neptune was always blue and committed suicide after what happened to Pluto.
Pluto? Well, Pluto was thrown out when it was discovered he never could sing.
(Source: Slashdot)