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[drzarron.livejournal.com]

I am very sorry Sir, but we do not serve salads, only donuts. Thank you, Come Again.

[sidepocket-pro.livejournal.com]

Cop: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SPREADING ANTHRAX VIA BOSTON CREAME DONUTS! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR TOWEL HEAD!

Counter Guy: B-but I am not Arabic I am from India!

Cop:....could have fooled me!

*cops shoots guy*

The sad part is, that actually happened to me waaaay too many times to count. -,-;

[swift-fox.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, "You're out of jelly donuts?""

[cheetah-spotty.livejournal.com]

"A royale with WHAT?"

[giza.livejournal.com]

Sorry, we're not on the metric system yet. :-P

[nikvulper.livejournal.com]

"No discount, we got robbed twice last week!"

[omnibahumut.livejournal.com]

The clerk was last heard saying "We're out of Boston Creme"

[thegreenarcher.livejournal.com]

I better call Homeland Security for back up!

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

You were shot by a cop for not giving him salad?

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

"THIS IS NOT A MEME"

[moonfires.livejournal.com]

Gimme a liter coffee.

[whyrl.livejournal.com]

"Gimme one of everything."
"Would you like a coronary with that?"

"What do you mean, 'stakeout'?"

[baccala-30.livejournal.com]

"Have you've seen my missing twist"!

[greenreaper.livejournal.com]

Hey, he has a WikiFur carabiner! ;-)

[snowhusky01.livejournal.com]

Cop: Do you have any glazed donuts?
Clerk: no
Cop: Jelly?
Clerk: no
Cop: Cinnamon Twisted?
Clerk: no
Cop: Cinnamon frosted?
Clerk: no
Cop: Apple filled? (Damn, those are good)
Clerk: no
Cop: Vanilla frosted?
Clerk: no
Cop: Boston Kreme?
Clerk: no
Cop: Chocolate frosted?
Clerk: no
Cop: Strawberry frosted?
Clerk: no
Cop: Do you have any donuts at all?
Clerk: Of course sir, We're Dunkin Donuts!
Cop: Now I'm going to ask you that question once more, and if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. Do you have any donuts at all?
Clerk: no
*BANG*

[giza.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention that.

In the days of my youth, my parents owned a Dunkin' Donuts Shop.

All city and state cops got donuts and coffee for free.

Did I mention that they never got robbed? The Domino's Pizza two doors away got robbed a few times, though. That's what they get for not keeping the cops well fed! :-P

[frankiethirteen.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the usual."

[netcrimes.livejournal.com]

Is that a doughnut in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[simbab.livejournal.com]

"Do you have any BEAR CLAWS?"
"Hang on a minute, I'll go check."

**waits for someone to get the reference**

[thraxarious.livejournal.com]

"But I don't want a Large Farva!"

[thrashbear.livejournal.com]

No fair! You beat me to it!

"WE'RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!"

Oh what I wouldn't give to see a cop with a dozen starving crazed weasels on his face.

[tlttlotd.livejournal.com]

"I told you, medium rare, dammit!"

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

Go ahead...I DARE you to add salt to my donut!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20677230/

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

Double bacon cheese burger... for a cop.

hmmm

[ketrava.livejournal.com]

Yeah Ill take three dozen jelly and boston cream and a diet soda thanks.

Ketrava

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

"'Scuse me, sir, I've got a report of me wanting a large black coffee. Also, I'd like to put out an APB on a cream danish..."

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Alternate ending...

Clerk: All we have right now is this box of one dozen crazed starving weasels.
Cop: ...Okay, I'll take that.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

D'oh, and you beat me to the weasels line.

[snowhusky01.livejournal.com]

I was debating over whether to go Monty Python or Weird Al, and a flip of the coin made me go Monty Python XD

[snowhusky01.livejournal.com]

Caption #2 from me

Cop: "I'll have two #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Clerk: O_o

(If you've played GTA San Andreas, you'd get the joke XP)

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

"Would you like an ironic stereotype with that?"

[giza.livejournal.com]

There's no exaggeration there. My parents owned a Dunkin' Donuts shop some years ago, and we had cops coming by ALL the time. Especially at nights. It was better than hiring security guards. :-)