Got Uranium?

[giza]

Did you know what you can order Uranium Ore from Amazon?

But that's not the funny part.

Look at what they that recommend you purchase it with:



I can just see some kid building a nuclear reactor in his garage...

Comments

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Lego has a small Geiger counter for their Mindstorm. Not to worry, you need a couple hundred of those canisters to equal a chest X-Ray.

[sjw2003.livejournal.com]

Either a reactor, or maybe a suitcase explosive device.

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

Also available in curly fries shapes. New, from Ore-ida

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because if you order uranium ore through the largest web ordering site, and use your real name, just look up and wave at the cameras, my friend, because They've got you now.

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Uh huh... I prefer to shop eBay... it helps cut out the middle men.

[silentwolf59.livejournal.com]

I went and looked this up, and im actually more amused by the items other amazon.com customers looked at as well.

The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank for $19,000
the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule for $39,995
and the most hilarious one, 4 Bottles Liquid Ass Fart Spray...

were obviously on the fringe of society when your looking at buying uranium ore, and ass far spray...

[moonfires.livejournal.com]

Better to order from http://www.unitednuclear.com/ You'll get a 2000-9000 cpm sample for only $15.

[thraxarious.livejournal.com]

"Mom!! We need to go to target! I need more mindstorms for my fast breeder reactor!"

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

"Processing takes 4 to 5 days" is not usually an ambiguous line.