Computer Prayer

[giza]

As seen on Slashdot...

IBM is my shepherd; I shall not want.

IBM maketh me to lie down in green tinted monitors: IBM leadeth me beside the still line printers.

IBM restoreth my deleted files: IBM leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for the heck of it.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of SCO, I will fear no evil: for IBM art with me; their rod and their staff and their lawyers, they comfort me.

Thou preparest a legal brief before me in the presence of mine enemies: though anointest my code with gdb; my buffer does not runneth over.

Surely goodess and mercy shall follow me all the days I code: and I will dwell in the house of Stallman forever.