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This showed up in my email box, courtesy of Kevin "Slickpuppy" Mulder and [livejournal.com profile] chefmongoose:



There's a whole lot of stuff I have to explain here:

- I am not a cheetah. But clearly certain people thought it'd be funny to draw me as one.

- The black beret is supposed to be my Dorsai Irregulars beret, but it just comes off looking French. :-P

- I am not Danish, but I'm a fan of Denmark.

- The character art itself is a parody of a comic called Scandinavia and the World. In that comic, all of the countries are represented by characters. Denmark is portrayed as a drunk, Christiania is a pot smoking teenager, Svalbard is a badass, Sweden has nuclear mutants, etc. Yes, my country (the USA) is in there. I leave it to you, the reader to discover how it's represented.

- Chiaroscuro is a chef, as his username here implies. He's not really trying to kill me, he just wants to make me dinner.

- I am not a cheetah

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Date: 2011-03-15 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/krin_o_o_/
Orange sauce or herb-n-garlic goes with leopard dinners?

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Date: 2011-03-15 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mach.livejournal.com
That's right. You aren't good enough to be a cheetah!

You are, however, in all honesty, a total BITCH!

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Date: 2011-03-15 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furahi.livejournal.com
That explains things... just one question though
Are you a cheetah?

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Date: 2011-03-15 04:20 am (UTC)
zeeth_kyrah: A glowing white and blue anthropomorphic horse stands before a pink and blue sky. (Default)
From: [personal profile] zeeth_kyrah
He's a juggler.

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Date: 2011-03-15 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athauglas.livejournal.com
Generally one can safely ignore an angry chef.

...An angry chef with a knife or hot liquid is more formidable, however.

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Date: 2011-03-15 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitt3ns.livejournal.com
This is an amazing comic and I love it.

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Date: 2011-03-15 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neillparatzo.livejournal.com
- I am not a cheetah

Way to ruin the magic D:

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Date: 2011-03-15 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefmongoose.livejournal.com
Totally herb-n-garlic. Orange sauce is for *lions*.
Edited Date: 2011-03-15 06:36 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-03-15 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefmongoose.livejournal.com
Obviously, Giza is a French Cheetah trying to pass himself off as a Danish Leopard.

This deserves stabby.
Edited Date: 2011-03-15 06:31 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-03-15 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doco.livejournal.com
Perkele! Perkele perkele perkele gepardi!

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Date: 2011-03-15 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverscalenaga.livejournal.com
That's what makes him the first cheopard~

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Date: 2011-03-15 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcfiala.livejournal.com
But have you tried to be a cheetah? :)

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Date: 2011-03-15 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Obviously, Giza is a French Cheetah trying to pass himself off as a Danish Leopard.


Image

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Date: 2011-03-15 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Generally one can safely ignore an angry chef.


Not if he's preparing my food!

Seriously, I make it a point to be nice to food service workers, since A) they're usually under a lot of stress, and B) they handle things I put in my mouth.

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Date: 2011-03-15 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyriljackal.livejournal.com
You are now officially a French Cheetah.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:05 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-03-15 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgeller.livejournal.com
they handle things I put in my mouth

So does YOUR MOM. Zing!

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Date: 2011-03-16 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bushrat.livejournal.com
No matter how this ends, you are still my favorite Cheopard.

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Date: 2011-03-16 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ionotter.livejournal.com
Since you're a fan of libations, I figured you'd find this scary!

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Date: 2011-03-16 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bikerwalla.livejournal.com
Obviously we should just see what kind of rotten fish he will eat and then we will know where he is from!

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Date: 2011-03-18 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark0tigger.livejournal.com
Go Finns! Cook them cheetahs!

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Date: 2011-03-20 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

There's GOT to be a Danish version of The Ghostbusters...

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