BREAKING NEWS: Finland Invades Denmark!
Mar. 14th, 2011 11:31 pmThis showed up in my email box, courtesy of Kevin "Slickpuppy" Mulder and
chefmongoose:

There's a whole lot of stuff I have to explain here:
- I am not a cheetah. But clearly certain people thought it'd be funny to draw me as one.
- The black beret is supposed to be my Dorsai Irregulars beret, but it just comes off looking French. :-P
- I am not Danish, but I'm a fan of Denmark.
- The character art itself is a parody of a comic called Scandinavia and the World. In that comic, all of the countries are represented by characters. Denmark is portrayed as a drunk, Christiania is a pot smoking teenager, Svalbard is a badass, Sweden has nuclear mutants, etc. Yes, my country (the USA) is in there. I leave it to you, the reader to discover how it's represented.
- Chiaroscuro is a chef, as his username here implies. He's not really trying to kill me, he just wants to make me dinner.
- I am not a cheetah
There's a whole lot of stuff I have to explain here:
- I am not a cheetah. But clearly certain people thought it'd be funny to draw me as one.
- The black beret is supposed to be my Dorsai Irregulars beret, but it just comes off looking French. :-P
- I am not Danish, but I'm a fan of Denmark.
- The character art itself is a parody of a comic called Scandinavia and the World. In that comic, all of the countries are represented by characters. Denmark is portrayed as a drunk, Christiania is a pot smoking teenager, Svalbard is a badass, Sweden has nuclear mutants, etc. Yes, my country (the USA) is in there. I leave it to you, the reader to discover how it's represented.
- Chiaroscuro is a chef, as his username here implies. He's not really trying to kill me, he just wants to make me dinner.
- I am not a cheetah
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Date: 2011-03-15 03:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 04:04 am (UTC)You are, however, in all honesty, a total BITCH!
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Date: 2011-03-15 04:18 am (UTC)Are you a cheetah?
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Date: 2011-03-15 04:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 04:46 am (UTC)...An angry chef with a knife or hot liquid is more formidable, however.
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Date: 2011-03-15 05:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 05:56 am (UTC)Way to ruin the magic D:
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Date: 2011-03-15 06:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 06:23 am (UTC)This deserves stabby.
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Date: 2011-03-15 10:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 12:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 02:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 02:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 02:57 pm (UTC)Not if he's preparing my food!
Seriously, I make it a point to be nice to food service workers, since A) they're usually under a lot of stress, and B) they handle things I put in my mouth.
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Date: 2011-03-15 04:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 06:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-15 09:36 pm (UTC)So does YOUR MOM. Zing!
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Date: 2011-03-16 02:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-16 04:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-16 08:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-18 08:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-20 07:18 pm (UTC)There's GOT to be a Danish version of The Ghostbusters...