Top 8 alternate headlines to "China Sends First Taikonaut Into Space"

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8. "China Sends First Takeout To Space"
7. "Japan Sends Giant Robot Piloted by Cute Schoolgirl Into Space"
6. "New Zealand Sends Sheep Into Space"
5. "USA Sends Iraq Into Space"
4. "French Send Jerry Lewis Into Space, Then Return Him Safely"
3. "Germans Launch Brewery Into Space, Aliens Impressed"
2. "Australians Would Send Man Into Space, But Instead Got Drunk and Went Fishing"

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1. "England Sends Own Cricket Team Into the Sun"

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