A beer commercial I'd like to see!

[giza]

Bud Light Presents...Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Super Wizard Windows Reinstaller.

Only YOU can fully appreciate the difficulty of running a format c: command, while swilling a room temperature can of Red Bull.

"Hey this stuff is hard now!"

While NASA is too preoccupied with things like farway rovers, you take your vocational tech school fueled arrogance directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: A Slashdot discussion thread.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for obviousness allows you to sling turds of obtuseness every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of your pronouncements hit true - regardless of how many times you were wrong before.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot rocket scientist has the unmitigated gall to not bow down to your obvious Geniusdom, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumbass head of NASA yet yet?"

(Bud Light Beer, Anheuser Busch, St. Louis Missouri.)

(Source: Slashdot)

Comments

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... sounds like some stuck-up furry artists that I know. =)

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[giza.livejournal.com]

I'd write one like that about artists, but given the furry fandom's tendency to take itself too seriously, I'd probably have my head bitten off. :-\

[boixboi.livejournal.com]

Best beer advertisement ever:
"Somewhere in a parallel universe near you,
people read books,
scientists are treated like rock stars,
and beer does not come in 30 can value packs."

I'm a writing a whole paper around it.

yes but

[ketrava.livejournal.com]

They could continue the comercil with the classicaol tech specialist who can only read prompts or the webhosting tech who makes less after high school and college then your average untrained forklift driver , but brags that they have a tech job. oh yeah you guessed it. I make 2 dollars more an hour now and am looking at a raise and i get to hit stuff with a forklift ;)

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[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

OMG AWAIT TEH FLAMES!!!!1

Just don't mention any names, and they won't send their friends/fanboys to flame your LJ. *cough*Frisket17*cough*