Upcoming Presidential Debate

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As folks probably know, there is an upcoming presidential debate. I'm pleased to report that my secret sources have gotten a list of the questions which will be asked of the candidates at the debate. Here you go!

• Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

• Do you still beat your wife?

• Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?

• What is the meaning of the word 'is'?

• If an orange is called an orange because of it's colour, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

• What did you know and when did you know it?

• Why do dogs have wet noses?