Things you DON'T want to hear from co-workers!

[giza]

A co-worker just said this to me in IM:

Of course my mental state is quite questionable, since, on Tuesday, I put my underwear on backwards, and I took a piss twice before I noticed.

Check, please!

Comments

[doco.livejournal.com]

I assume he pulled them down beforehand? ;)

[giza.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T ASK!

[doco.livejournal.com]

Well, *I* had problems parsing that sentence properly the first time, so I thought I'd better ask. ;)

dont worry

[ketrava.livejournal.com]

Logic will kick in any moment and he will start to make sense...
yep.....
any moment now....
mmmhmmm....
yeah...
ok check here to please and extra tip if you hurry

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

I've met a few guys who sit down to pee, so that's not amazingly surprising if he does similar.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

Something wrong with sitting to pee? ;x) *male*

[furahi.livejournal.com]

Hey! Nothing wrong with sitting to pee!

Or with doing it standing up for females :P

hmmm

[rattuskid.livejournal.com]

Hey, ya know, sometimes it feels like you completely 'empty your tank' that way, when standing is only partial. That, and we all get really tired in the mornings...

[skiprudder.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, I've done this! (I wear boxers.) I always realize right away though. I'm standing at the urinal and thinking "where the hell is the fly?" and the guy next to me is starting to get uncomfortable...

[foxmagic.livejournal.com]

This is a weird journal entry to leave this comment on, I know, but - Happy Birthday!