I, for one, welcome our new homoerotic overlords

[giza]

As seen on Slashdot, here are pictures of Bill Gates shot back in 1985 or so. He was CEO of Microsoft at the time, and was apparently shot for a teen magazine at the time.





You can all sandpaper your eyes out now.

Comments

[lionman.livejournal.com]

Dear God! My eyes! My eyes! Aieeeee! Not even a chance to save myself with an LJ-cut! My eyes! My eyes! ;-)

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

Erotic is a function of viewpoint. This isn't homoerotic unless a guy's looking at it, for example.

I'm not sure I'd like to meet the Tiger Beat reader that actually found this attractive, though. I mean, the sweater is a nice touch, but those ... those horrible jaundiced sunken eyes!

*I don't know where these photos were actually published.

[branwyn.livejournal.com]

It's the pants that really make me barf. The eyes are pretty horrible, though.

B.

[tlttlotd.livejournal.com]

Not really. Those pictures are enough to make me swear off guys for good.

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

Dear God, Giza, you are a cruel man. (pause) Thank God he's dressed.

[silvermoonwolf.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to throw up.

Everything I've ever eaten.

[entropicana.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. Not one of you finds power sexy? C'mon.

[rustitobuck.livejournal.com]

He's so dreamy! Is he single?

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Erf. I couldn't help but think the following:

Picture 1

What the photo is supposed to say:

I'm a loveable nerd. Look at my cute puppydog eyes. Vulnerable yet sexy, all sprawled on my desk. I'm so cuddly! Love me!

What the photo acutally says:

Whew. Chili day in the employee cafeteria. Feels good to let off all that pressure. Fortunately the polyester pants my mom got me at Penneys are airtight.


Picture 2

What the photo is supposed to say:

Here ya go baby. Check out my 5 14" floppy. Mmm yeah, let me just get my Members Only jacket and we'll go to the Ramada Inn across the street for a little 'data entry.'

What the photo actually says:

(Photographer) Uh, Bill, could you sit up a bit more so folks can't see that mac on the desk behind you. Now do something playful...uh..okay..disk ninja star...great... *mutters* And I thought the Robin Williams photo shoot was tough..

[unciaa.livejournal.com]

I think they figured out people were leeching their bandwidth. Whoops. ;)

[giza.livejournal.com]

That's all fixed now. Let the squicking continue!

[amelitatwinstar.livejournal.com]

I just keep looking at the cheap fabric his pants are made of thinking how awful they would feel, how they'd catch on your hangnails, how they wouldn't protect you from that snowy weather out there, how the seat might rip if you kept climbing on desks...

I wonder whose desk that was, anyway.

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, thise flashing blue screens and rock hard abs turn me on.

[danieltheferret.livejournal.com]

Wow. The most frightening part of this is that he was... actually... kinda cute.

I'm freaked, yeah.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Blasphemer!

I sentence you to look at Taurin Fox artwork (http://www.alphafox.furtopia.org/)!

[danieltheferret.livejournal.com]

Nyeep! I can't right now, I'm in a computer lab! ^^