Okay, here's an easy one...

[giza]

Can people come up with a caption for... this?



Courtesy: unclekage's cat-eating microwave!

Comments

Not a caption, but...

[tailen.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a funny story. I don't know if it's true, but I'm not letting her get the benefit of the doubt.

I think we all know the story about the old lady who put her cat in the microwave to dry it, which killed the cat and she sued the electronics company. Apparently she had been used to drying her cat in a normal oven, which is of course completely normal.

This is the kind of idiocy you can't protect yourself against. You could've put a gigantic sign on the front of the microwave with a picture of a cat and a big red X across it. And the woman would have thought she just needed to slice the cat up before putting it in..

Re: Not a caption, but...

[freakylynx.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine actually told me a similar story, except she actually did this when she was very young. Her cat got wet, she put it in the microwave, as soon as it hit zero all the hair on the cat exploded outward. Eventually the cat regrew its hair but it never walked or acted right after that.

[rebelsheart]

Instant Kitten!

Just add water and microwave 5 minutes!

Bad lion...bad lion!

[lionman.livejournal.com]

So, what do you think, two minutes per pound? About 4 pounds..so 8 minutes on high?

[skiprudder.livejournal.com]

I see a low, medium, and high. Does this thing have a setting for "deep-fat-fry"?

or

Stouffer's makes em just like Mom used to.

[blaze-heartfire.livejournal.com]

How exactly does God kill that kitten after you masturbate?

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

no god kills a domo kun every time you send that picture

[firedhusky.livejournal.com]

our little fuzzy friend make us remember that even if someone is ready to nuke our tails, ignorance is blessing :)

*wags*

FDH

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?!?

You forgot the saran wrap!

[amelitatwinstar.livejournal.com]

Nighty-night, Fluffy.

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

exploding cat?

a side note

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

that's one of those fake kittens that you can buy at some stores -- the first time I saw one, curled up on a cash register, I started to pet it before realizing it wasn't real.  they're very well made, so are the puppies.

[tgeller.livejournal.com]

A new way to eat pussy!

(Sorry, Doug's mom. I couldn't help myself.)

[battie.livejournal.com]

i can't think of an amusing caption as i am half braindead right now, but DAMN is that cute :D

[m-whiteshine.livejournal.com]

bonzai kitten v 2.0

And I'll take the obvious

[vesuvius.livejournal.com]

There's more than one way to cook a cat (don't even need to skin it for this one)

[danruk.livejournal.com]

*Sing-songs*

Stick your Cat in the Microwave and give the cat a tan...!
...What can you do? "DARE TO BE STUPID!"

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yum! Just five minutes in the microwave and you have some fresh KittyLoaf! Delish! :)

:)

[ketrava.livejournal.com]

New ready cook instant chinese food. Simply put in the microwave and grab some chop sticks .

Ketrava

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Now I'm all hungry for Chinese food.

[freakylynx.livejournal.com]

Awwww, so cute.
*sets microwave on High*

[skiprudder.livejournal.com]

Ah, so someone finally found a use for cats!