How NOT to file a bug report

[giza]

Okay, so like, there's this medium-risk bug in PHP 5.0.3, but we're not going to tell you what it is. Never mind that it's trivial to diff the sources between it and 5.0.4, we're just going to instead ask you to upgrade to 5.0.4 without telling you what the vulnerability is and actually--you know, make an informed decision as to whether any workarounds can be applied, or, if an upgrade is necessary, how soon we need to perform that upgrade.

Twits.