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[Edit: I fixed the broken link. Sorry about that.]

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinbender.livejournal.com
Tofu antelope is NOT a substitute for the real thing!
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Date: 2005-05-08 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Fixed.

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
I'm getting a broken link...

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinbender.livejournal.com
I had to right-click on it and chose "Show Picture" in order to see it.
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Date: 2005-05-08 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Dr. K says thermometers are a waste of time.

Actual quote: "Thermometers are for Norman Rockwell paintings"

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Date: 2005-05-08 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyriljackal.livejournal.com
Is that gazelle still hanging on my uvula?

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Date: 2005-05-08 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverscalenaga.livejournal.com
for the last time im not squeezy!

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Date: 2005-05-08 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] film2edit.livejournal.com
Ew, durian!

Durian? *Durian*??

Date: 2005-05-09 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coppercheetah.livejournal.com
Hey! Durian aren't that bad!
Sure, the outside is a spiky football...
and cracking open the shell releases that distinct durian smell...
and then you have to scoop out the meat...

But it's still yummy, once you've got all that outta the way.

Re: Durian? *Durian*??

Date: 2005-05-09 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] film2edit.livejournal.com
Where are you from? I've tried it. bleh.

Re: Durian? *Durian*??

Date: 2005-05-10 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coppercheetah.livejournal.com
Not Asia.

I live in Northern California. (Silicon Valley)
I have access to a fair number of Asian markets, so I can get some of the stranger fruits, like lychee, durian, longan, jackfruit, etc.

Re: Durian? *Durian*??

Date: 2005-05-10 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] film2edit.livejournal.com
Mmm, lychee.

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Date: 2005-05-08 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malamute.livejournal.com
"HAY GUYS!"

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Date: 2005-05-08 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brahma-minotaur.livejournal.com
"Damn, that Red Bull energy drink makes my tongue HURT!"

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Date: 2005-05-08 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-purpleca.livejournal.com
I'm a fursuit; hop on in.

No... really.

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Date: 2005-05-08 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormydragon.livejournal.com
The birth of the world's biggest hairball.

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Date: 2005-05-08 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerisewolf.livejournal.com
*SPEW* Take me drunk, I'm home

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Date: 2005-05-08 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furahi.livejournal.com
GARK! I think I ate a fly >.

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Date: 2005-05-08 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] werepanther.livejournal.com
Whaaaazzzzaaaaap ?

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Date: 2005-05-08 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigbluefox.livejournal.com
BLLEEAAAARRRRGH!!

Ugh..

Date: 2005-05-08 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyoteden.livejournal.com
I should have never eaten that frog.

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Date: 2005-05-08 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirfox.livejournal.com
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

okay, it's immature, but hey, first thing that hopped into my mind.

alternately "she's ready for the bukkake shot, hurry up!"

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Date: 2005-05-08 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bikerwalla.livejournal.com
You want it coded in Visual Basic?

BLEAAAAGH!

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puctiger.livejournal.com
I -hate- cereal without milk!

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liontaris.livejournal.com
Exactly how one feels after eating at the Garden View Chinese restaurant in Dartmouth, NS.

lol

Date: 2005-05-08 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ketrava.livejournal.com
Ack can you see it ? I got a stupid popcorn kernal stuck !!!

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Date: 2005-05-08 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthro-wolf.livejournal.com
"Oh, I'm sorry..

.. here, you want it back?"

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Date: 2005-05-08 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linnaeus.livejournal.com
"Helllloooo, ladies..."

(licks eyebrows)

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Date: 2005-05-08 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danruk.livejournal.com
Playing the part of Gene Simmons in "KISS: The Furry Revolution!"...

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Date: 2005-05-08 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fc-greyfox.livejournal.com
That'sa spicy meataball!

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Date: 2005-05-08 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigtig.livejournal.com
I'm supposed to put my what into her WHAT?!?

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Date: 2005-05-08 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susandeer.livejournal.com
"P*ssy??? BLEHCK!"

Ick!

Date: 2005-05-08 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graysoul.livejournal.com
... no more blowjobs!

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Date: 2005-05-08 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patchoblack.livejournal.com
"Hey! Give me back that Mountain Dew!"

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Date: 2005-05-09 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rigelkitty.livejournal.com
Gene Simmons reincarnated.

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Date: 2005-05-09 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiprudder.livejournal.com
I'm a cat, so my tongue is longer than my cock.

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Date: 2005-05-09 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gizmo-nine.livejournal.com
"Waz Uuuuppp!!!!"

I'm sorry, but I looked at the tongue hanging out like that and those beer commercials were the first thing to come to mind...

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Date: 2005-05-09 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com
*yawn* Nap time!

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Date: 2005-05-09 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doco.livejournal.com
That wasn't Jim Beam!

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Date: 2005-05-09 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delphi-of-clf.livejournal.com
"Must be this long to enter"

...>.>

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Date: 2005-05-12 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iraffa.livejournal.com
"I will lick you all over!"

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Date: 2005-05-12 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unclekage.livejournal.com
Giza is offered the chairmanship of Anthrocon.

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Date: 2005-05-12 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Don't you DARE!

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Date: 2005-05-14 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kutztowndragon.livejournal.com
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-(let him go)-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-(let him go)
Bismillah! we will not let you go-(let me go)
Will not let you go-(let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for meeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!

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