Russian spammer found dead

[giza]

Russia's biggest spammer found brutally murdered in his own apartment. It was rather brutal, as he had suffered repeated blows to the head.

And these were the final minutes of his life:

"You are receiving *WHAM* this blow to the head *WHAM* because you are part of a *WHAM* specially-selected list of *WHAM* people who agreed to receive *WHAM* blows to the head *WHAM*.

To stop *WHAM* receiving these *WHAM* blows to the head, please *WHAM* email us at no-more-please@optout.blowtothehead. com and *WHAM* we will remove you from our list of *WHAM* blow-to-the-head-club members *WHAM* (heh, we said "club"!) *WHAM* within 24 to 48 hours."

(Source: Slashdot)

Comments

[flykat.livejournal.com]

scarily someone probably did say something like that to this poor soul

[kellic.livejournal.com]

Giza you owe me a new keyboard. I just shot Snapple across it. =^o.O^= :xP

[gatcat.livejournal.com]

I was going to post this link with you in mind, but I somehow knew you'd do it more justice when you found it. :>

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

thats fucking awesome. this is so going in memories

[linnaeus.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's really dark, but I nearly sprayed coffee all over my monitor... :)

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

Hm, if this keeps up Giza, you'll be out of a job! Looks like someone's beating you to it.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Actually, co-worker B just mentioned that we could change our slogan to something like, "Saves the lives of spammers!"

Hilarious, in a twisted way,..

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

...if someone got sick of the spam and did him in, but it is much more likely this guy ran afoul of the Russian mafia. Very few businesses in eastern Europe (espeically ones that are slimy to begin with) manage to stay away from the influences of organized crime.

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

I'm trying *sooo* hard not to laugh.

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

BAD CHEETAH.. BAD!

[halex.livejournal.com]

No giza! Tell us how you really feel! :)

[antimon.livejournal.com]

anyone who drinks while reading your lj gets what they deserve :)

Not sure the punishment fits the crime but lets hope other spamers take the hint

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

BWAhahahahahah!

[strangeden.livejournal.com]

LOL..I'm going to hell for laughing at that but damn..LOL..

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

What's the saying?

"It's oh so funny in that not really funny way we all like so much"?

But anyway -- thankgoodness I have an iSkin on my keyboard!