Animals Know Stupid When They See It

[giza]

Animals Know Stupid When They See It

Highlights of the article:

- Woman tries to help baby seal. Baby seal bites off her nose.

- Robber tries hiding in tiger cage. Tigers maul him to death.

- Man approaches elephant calf. Elephant gores man to death.

- Boy pets lion. Lion drags him under the fence and mauls him.


Remember, don't be stupid. ;-)

Comments

[drleo.livejournal.com]

I've found that people who pretend to be lions, tigers, and so on prove to be much safer.

Or, at the very least, I have a much better chance defending myself from them.

[kellic.livejournal.com]

PWN3D

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

One time I poked at this wild squirrel with a stick and it bit my head clean off.

[kellic.livejournal.com]

One time I chased a wild ground squirrel behind church. The ancient question of what are you going to do with a squirrel if you catch it was answered that day. The answer was drop it and cry in pain. The little bastard bit my pinky. All I wanted to do was hug him and pet him and call him George. Was that really asking too much?

[danruk.livejournal.com]

I still want to visit those vicious kangaroos hiding in the Outback of Australia. You know.. those ones that can rip your intestines out with one kick of their hindlegs that has a really sharp claw.

I promise to be careful. I don't want my guts on the ground. I'll admire them from afar. Unless of course they've been raised on one of those petting sanctuary places.

[kellic.livejournal.com]

Just wear lots of padding and you will be fine. Think sumo wrestler suit padding. Then again wonder what the roo would do if he knocks you over and you can't get up. *bounces on your chest* BOING BOING BOING!!

[giza.livejournal.com]

The last time a roo had me on my back, he stuck his tongue in my mouth, so it wasn't ALL that bad!

[inaquara.livejournal.com]

Darwinism FTW. ^..^