Man bites dog!

Man bites dog. No, really!

You know... if you're gonna go and do something like that, at least be smart enough to NOT bite a police dog! Here's a quote from the article:

Russell was on the sidewalk and bleeding from the head when he grabbed the dog by the throat and started choking it and biting it on the neck, police told the paper.

Officer William Foster reportedly punched Russell twice in the face before he released the dog.

Police charged Russell with injuring a police animal, resisting arrest and obstruction of governmental administration.

Anyone want to nominate this guy for a Darwin Award?