I can keep it up for a year at a time!

doug@dmuth doug]$ ssh spotty.spamcon.org
doug's password: ********
Last login: Sat Aug 30 20:33:35 2003
[doug@spotty doug]$ uptime
  9:11pm  up 366 days, 10:29,  2 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.01
[doug@spotty doug]$

Heh. UPSes are definitely my friend.

Other than that, I broke my bank's ATM machine today. I went to make a deposit, and the door on the machine slid open halfway, then it closed again. Then it opened halfway, and closed, and opened and closed a few more times. Finally the machine gave up, spit my card back out, and said "out of service".

Since the bank was still open, I went inside to make the deposit, and told them about the machine. So the head teller dude rebooted the ATM (hee!), but it still had the error after a reboot. His analysis was, "I guess we won't get any revenue this weekend". Oh well, not MY problem. :-)