WAY too much Slashdot

Thanks to protocat for creating that...

Today's dose of surreal

Earlier tonight on FurryMUCK:

Puc has arrived.
Puc gently taps all the sleepers on their shoulders and says, "It's time for
warm fuzzies! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"
Atpaw is sent home.
Atpaw has left.

Poor atpaw. :-)