It is company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

So today at the company meeting, we played around with Google's autocomplete searching feature and tried to figure out what had the most results. Co-worker A suggested "Obama". Not too bad:



Then I suggested "email":



At the end of the meeting, this went down:

My boss: Who said "email"?

Me: "Me!"

My boss: "You win the dildo!"


So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.

...now what?

Twitter, JetBlue and Furries

Let it never be said that JetBlue doesn't have a sense of humor:

From http://twitter.com/xenijardin/status/1023637372:



And JetBlue's response, from http://twitter.com/JetBlue/status/1023680195:



I guess that means we'll need to check our fursuits?

MFF Teaser Pic #1

I'm still working on my pictures from Midwest FurFest. But for now, here's a pic of mirkowuff in his "The Dude" fursuit: