It is company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

[giza]

So today at the company meeting, we played around with Google's autocomplete searching feature and tried to figure out what had the most results. Co-worker A suggested "Obama". Not too bad:



Then I suggested "email":



At the end of the meeting, this went down:

My boss: Who said "email"?

Me: "Me!"

My boss: "You win the dildo!"


So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.

...now what?

Comments

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

Be happy you have skinny wrists?

[eddiddiums.livejournal.com]

I want pics of it next to your arm.

[lilpup.livejournal.com]

Frame it and put it up as "Adult Art" in the AC Adult Art Show :-P LOL

[giza.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of drilling a hole into the end of it and sticking a laser pointer in it.

Yes, laser guided dildos. You heard it here first!

[xshengx.livejournal.com]

Oh lawd dildo swordfight time

[thesmileetiger.livejournal.com]

Pics or it didn't happen :)

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. I knew someone was going to have beaten me to it. :)

[rook543.livejournal.com]

One word


EBAY!!!

[swift-fox.livejournal.com]

Sheesh! Two dildos in one week!

Is work implying that you're a big dick? :) j/k

[whitefeet.livejournal.com]

Well, now you and Omni have something to do other than random youtube videos?

I dunno...I got nothin

[omnibahumut.livejournal.com]

wise guy.

[darkwolfie.livejournal.com]

Does your company have a 'prize-closet' or something fun-liek-dat?

[chefmongoose.livejournal.com]

Anything that's bigger around than your wrist, you can hollow out and make bracelets out of!

...if it's in original packaging or whatever, and you're not going to use it, might as well eBay or whatnot.

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

I thought I already called 'dibs'! I'm sure I posted that.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

"Now what?"

Begin using it regularly at work!

[cuprohastes.livejournal.com]

Mount it horizontally and use it as a towel rail or hat hook.

[neillparatzo.livejournal.com]

My office used to be this friendly and informal. Enjoy it while it lasts...

[tailen.livejournal.com]

...now what?

Well, when a leopard and a dildo love each other very much in a special way...

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's big!