digitalriver.com are stupid spammers

[giza]

Look what I found in my mailbox today:

Subject: Business development
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:59:56 -0600
From: "Jeff Schmidt" <jschmidt@digitalriver.com>

My name is Jeff Schmidt with Digital River Inc. NASDAQ-DRIV. I was
wondering with all the people you must have come to your site regarding
virus' and people you must know in the "virus community" ever think
about providing great downloadable software like Symantec and Computer
Associates on your site for your customers? Better yet get paid a
commission if the buy?I am writing to see about any interest you may
have in becoming an affiliate of our new OneNetwork. The OneNetwork is
full of great software titles ready for download from your site, most
titles pay 30-50% commission and are top sellers.

I would like to discuss this opportunity with your company, and
personally work with your team on a number of promotional and
advertising strategies. Please respond with an email or phone call if
this is something your company would like to participate in.

Thanks in advance for your time

Jeff Schmidt
Digital River Affiliate Sales
Street address
City, State ZIP
(952) 540 - XXXX office phone
(952) 297 - XXXX mobile phone
(952) 253 - XXXX fax

To start earning up to 50 percent commissions today, https://affiliates.digitalriver.com/affiliate_signup.html?super_affiliate_code=CD58432

My "company"? My "team"? My "customers"? I thought sales guys were supposed to have good communications skills!

You fail Marketing 101, Jeff.

[Edit: Okay, I've decided not to be a total prick about this. I've removed the address and phone number that Jeff included in his message.]