Caption this picture!

[giza]

And people wonder why I use FedEx...

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[jbadger.livejournal.com]

I thought that bridge would be finished by now...

[kellic.livejournal.com]

Jacking a UPS truck: When you absolutely positively need a last minute wedding gift. Accept no substitutes.

[drleo.livejournal.com]

Why? Looks like that UPS driver pulled out all the stops to get the guy his sewing machine.

[camstone.livejournal.com]

UPS Truck... $50,000.00

Stunt Driver... $20,000.00

Traffic Cops for a day... $10,000.00

Name Brand Tuxedo... $500.00

Cheap Sewing Machine to keep people guessing...

Priceless.

[omnibahumut.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

For the first time...

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

...This finally proves that UPS on-time delivery is only sew... sew...

And everyone can just hem and haw over it all they want, but it's the truth!

-WildWolf

[patchoblack.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, making quick use of his sewing machine, our hero whipped up a quick tuxedo to fool both cops and the UPS driver whose truck he stole....

[jlick.livejournal.com]

Hey, look at this cool sewing machine I got on ebay!

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

http://www.unitedpackagesmashers.com/?page=packages.php

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

Wow, that website pisses me off. O_o
I didn't notice the captions to the right at first...but now I wish I hadn't read them.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

"A nearby UPS truck somehow fell down a hill and landed at a severe angle. But there's good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my sewing machine insurance by switching to Guy-Sew."

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

nice, I like that.

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

I single-handedly crashed this UPS truck into the ravine, WITHOUT a single mark on my tuxedo... AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHITTY SEWING MACHINE!

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

There was a photo at the colofinder.com gallery that pictured a FedEx truck that had run into a UPS truck and overturned it.