Revenge of the Nerds filk

[giza]

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands.
We run Linux, FreeBSD, and - Omega/GNU.
We come here on Slashdot today, to post bad filk for you!
We got the earbug rhythm, you insensitive clod, that'll make 'em click a mouse to to downward mod.
We got CmdrTaco on the violin, and Hemos and Zonk will be joining in.
We got Goatse guy, with the bunghole red, grits for Natalie Portman, Stephen King is dead,
and there's All Your Base to which we belong, in Soviet Russia when the joke goes wrong,
And just when, for one, you've seen it all, welcome header X-Bender, overlord of all.
So jump on the glass through the hole you've bored, and post a video .torrent onto the board!

/cue synthesizer bleeps, frickin' lasers, and shattering glass sound effects

(Source: Slashdot)