Lord Vader went down to Georgia He was looking for a soul to steal And he was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And was willin' to make a deal.
When he came upon this young man playing a fiddle and playin' it hot Lord Vader jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too, And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy But give Lord Vader his due I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Skywalker And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Skywalker rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard 'Cause the Dark Side’s loose in Georgia And Lord Vader deals the cards And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you lose the Emporer gets your soul.
Lord Vader opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And lightning flew from his fingertips As he rosined up his bow And he pulled the bow across the strings And it made an evil hiss Then a band of Stormtroopers joined in And it sounded something like this…
When Lord Vader finished Skywalker said, "Well you're pretty good there Dad! But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you that you’re had!"
Fire on the Death Star, run boys run Vader’s in the house of the rising sun Jar Jar’s in the breadpan, picking out dough Jabba does your frog bite? No, child, no Lord Vader bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that golden fiddle On the ground at Skywalker’s feet Luke said, "Vader, just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once, You son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
He played: Fire on the Death Star, run boys run Vader's in the house of the rising sun Jar Jar’s in the breadpan, picking out dough Jabba does your frog bite? No, child, no.
The emporer decided to hold an official vote for their EVIL song. Runners up are listed
the square dance was passed as stormtroopers had no pockets the maquarana was passed as the JAWA\'s already had copyright the chicken dance was passed as not being scary enough and the emporor had no ass to wiggle
or
After years of study Darth realized that the force choke was much more effective than violining somomeone to death. Also as an effect the line \"I find your lack of cat gut disturbing \" gave way to the now used \" I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Date: 2006-05-19 02:55 pm (UTC)Caption? I gotta caption for ya!
Date: 2006-05-19 02:59 pm (UTC)Lord Vader went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal.
When he came upon this young man playing
a fiddle and playin' it hot
Lord Vader jumped up on a hickory
stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give Lord Vader his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Skywalker
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Skywalker rosin up your bow and play your
fiddle hard 'Cause the Dark Side’s loose in Georgia
And Lord Vader deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the Emporer gets your soul.
Lord Vader opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And lightning flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of Stormtroopers joined in
And it sounded something like this…
When Lord Vader finished Skywalker said,
"Well you're pretty good there Dad!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you that you’re had!"
Fire on the Death Star, run boys run
Vader’s in the house of the rising sun
Jar Jar’s in the breadpan, picking out dough
Jabba does your frog bite? No, child, no
Lord Vader bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Skywalker’s feet
Luke said, "Vader, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
He played:
Fire on the Death Star, run boys run
Vader's in the house of the rising sun
Jar Jar’s in the breadpan, picking out dough
Jabba does your frog bite? No, child, no.
Re: Caption? I gotta caption for ya!
Date: 2006-05-19 03:00 pm (UTC)Holy Christ.
I think that one wins.
Re: Caption? I gotta caption for ya!
Date: 2006-05-19 03:08 pm (UTC)I don't know why, but when I saw the pic, "Devil went down to Georgia" just popped into my head.
Of course...now it's stuck there. :P
Thanks Giza. :)
*Hugs*
Swift Fox
Re: Caption? I gotta caption for ya!
Date: 2006-05-20 12:40 pm (UTC)Re: Caption? I gotta caption for ya!
Date: 2006-05-19 04:36 pm (UTC)*fox spews coffee out nose*
Ow...pwn3d. XD
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Date: 2006-05-19 03:23 pm (UTC)If I turned to the dark side.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum...
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Date: 2006-05-19 03:46 pm (UTC)That MAD MAN of Classical Music
VADER VAN BEETHOVEN
and The Force of Music!
before the march was made
Date: 2006-05-19 03:55 pm (UTC)the square dance was passed as stormtroopers had no pockets
the maquarana was passed as the JAWA\'s already had copyright
the chicken dance was passed as not being scary enough and the emporor had no ass to wiggle
or
After years of study Darth realized that the force choke was much more effective than violining somomeone to death. Also as an effect the line \"I find your lack of cat gut disturbing \" gave way to the now used \" I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Date: 2006-05-20 12:12 am (UTC)