Fun in the office
Jun. 26th, 2006 04:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gizaMe: *farts*
Co-worker D: Dammit Doug, I'm bringing in a car air freshner tomorrow!
Me: Bad idea. I tried that before, and the overpowering smell made me dizzy.
Co-worker M: Better you than us.
Me: Wait... are you saying that my farts are making you dizzy?
Co-worker M: I'm not going to confirm or deny that. If I deny it, it'll just encourage you to do it more, and if I confirm it, you'll write about this in LiveJournal.
Me: *sound of typing* TOO LATE!
Co-worker D: Dammit Doug, I'm bringing in a car air freshner tomorrow!
Me: Bad idea. I tried that before, and the overpowering smell made me dizzy.
Co-worker M: Better you than us.
Me: Wait... are you saying that my farts are making you dizzy?
Co-worker M: I'm not going to confirm or deny that. If I deny it, it'll just encourage you to do it more, and if I confirm it, you'll write about this in LiveJournal.
Me: *sound of typing* TOO LATE!