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Me: *farts*
Co-worker D: Dammit Doug, I'm bringing in a car air freshner tomorrow!
Me: Bad idea. I tried that before, and the overpowering smell made me dizzy.
Co-worker M: Better you than us.
Me: Wait... are you saying that my farts are making you dizzy?
Co-worker M: I'm not going to confirm or deny that. If I deny it, it'll just encourage you to do it more, and if I confirm it, you'll write about this in LiveJournal.
Me: *sound of typing* TOO LATE!

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Date: 2006-06-26 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antimon.livejournal.com
You have liek the best job and co workers

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Date: 2006-06-26 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphaggek.livejournal.com
Yea, but we gotta put up with his farts :)

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Date: 2006-06-26 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antimon.livejournal.com
got any butt plugs laying around?

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Date: 2006-06-26 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
Putting a plug in me would be like hitting the snooze button on your alarm. It will provide you with temporary relief, but you'll be in a lot of trouble later!

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Date: 2006-06-26 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] netcrimes.livejournal.com
*You* fart?

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Date: 2006-06-26 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

Oh yeah. I blame Dr. K and his order to take Metamucil.

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