Survey meme thing from pyesetz

[giza]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (You know who you are, spottycat.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (...except Family Guy and Penn and Teller's Bullshit)	✓ I own lots of books.  (Depending on your value for "lots", of course.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.  (SlyCooper rocks!)	× I've tried marijuana.  (I prefer the legal drugs, thanks.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Yes, but only for business purposes.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (It's much easier to keep track of what I tell people that way.)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Often.)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Don't we all?)	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (Being picked on constantly as a child can do that to you.)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.	✓ I talk really, really fast.  (I get pretty enthusiastic about some things.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (It makes a great filter when doing tech support.)
× I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (I'll get better when Bush is out of office.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.  (I am usually grumpy when I first wake up in the morning.)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (A woman's body is her own business.)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.  (Gee, there's no correct answer to this one, is there? If you say yes, you sound conceited. If say no, you're a loser.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (...among other things.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Well, I'm posting this meme there, aren't I?)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.  (There are simply some people I cannot stand to be around. Here's a hint: LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.  (Hell no. Do you REALLY want clones of me running around? I didn't think so.)
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Don't we all?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Just alcohol. But, alcohol IS a drug!)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.  (The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	✓ Democrat.  (Democrats want to make the world politically correct. That's far less terrifying than Republicans, who want to take the world over!)	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	✓ I have jumped off a bridge.  (Yes,but it was a very short bridge.)	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I already have achieved my goal: being self-sufficient.)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Yeah, that sucked. But I feel better now.)
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (One of the cool things I got out of being a Boy Scout.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Stuffed animals are cute and cuddly.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (It's easy to make friends online. I'm not necessarily saying it's right, though.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (I don't like pissing people off when it can be avoided. It's just bad business.)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (I tend to get focused on things.)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.  (One of my character flaws.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.  (I've been to Europe 3 times so far.)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (Yep. Just ask the Dorsai.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (It's far more educational.)	✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.  (RFCs make great bedtime stories.)	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.  (As I kid, I used to. Animals did not tease me or call me names, you see...)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.  (I have a guilty conscience if I lie.)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (It's part of being obsessive.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (My cellphone. :-))	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (It's part of being a judgemental asshole, unfortunately.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (I've done that on occasion. Happens when you stay up all night.)	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

This was one of the more fun surveys I did. Give it a shot. It even automatically generates the lj-cut tags for you, which is way cool!

Comments

[rebelsheart]

It even automatically generates the lj-cut cats for you...

There are LJ-cut cats now?

[gizmo-nine.livejournal.com]

"I think prostitution should be legalized. (A woman's body is her own business.)"

I cant help but feel there should be a comic drumroll at the end of that.

[gen-talon.livejournal.com]

Yikes! Thats huge..
Oh and yes..Sly Cooper rocks..

[furahi.livejournal.com]

Gah! Sorry, I gave up about 3/4 of the way, it's just too long x.x

You said no to "I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me." so I went to check pyesetz' LJ
I think the entry where he tagged you was kinda cute =P

[pyesetz]

Thanks!

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

that was about the strangest quiz I've taken

[pyesetz]

✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.

You must be one those whadda-ya-call-its, those "furries" I keep hearing about on the Internets.  The gubmint says I gotta protect my kids from Libruls, Gays, and Furries, the three horsehairs of the apocalypse.