What Jeff Killed
Jul. 17th, 2006 12:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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From the site:
This site has pictures of Jeff's kills.
From the site:
Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.
Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.
Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.
It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often.
This site has pictures of Jeff's kills.
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Date: 2006-07-17 05:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 06:14 am (UTC)I've stepped in way too many various animal innards barefoot at my ex's place at 4am while heading to the bathroom. his cats loved me.
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Date: 2006-07-17 07:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 08:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 01:11 pm (UTC)The new face of terror is...
"What Jeff KILLED!"
Coming soon. Rated R.
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Date: 2006-07-17 01:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 01:51 pm (UTC)Hell if I know. Why not ask the site owner?
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Date: 2006-07-17 06:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-18 01:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 01:28 pm (UTC)As for bigwig, I'm afraid brer fox got 'im.
(NO! I did NOT like Watership Down! Writing like Dickens is NEVER excusable!)