The glass is...
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gizaPessimist: "The glass is half-empty."
Optimist: "The glass is half-full."
Engineer: "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
Programmer: "Who cares? Just drink the free beer!"
Optimist: "The glass is half-full."
Engineer: "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
Programmer: "Who cares? Just drink the free beer!"
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The Glass is....
Date: 2003-03-31 01:27 pm (UTC)A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer walk into a bar...
Date: 2003-03-31 01:43 pm (UTC)If you're bored, googling for "canonical list of engineering jokes" should give a good signal-to-noise ratio (and an hour or two of distraction).
One of many variants:
Date: 2003-03-31 08:35 pm (UTC)Artist: Symbolizes unfulfilled emotions.
Physicist: Calculates the exact percentage full.
Engineer: Drinks the scotch, then asks, "What's the question?".
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Date: 2003-03-31 02:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2003-04-02 05:27 pm (UTC)Red: You take a glass that's filled about halfway with beer and show it to a guy. If the glass is half empty he's a pessimist. If it's half ful he's an optimist.
Harold: And if it's milk?
Red: That's a baptist.