Full Metal Tail

[giza]

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how The Furry Fandom will conquer Traditional Family Values with the aid of God and a few furries! God has a hard-on for furries because we yiff everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much yiffing, we keep heaven packed with fresh trolls! God was here before The Furries! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your tail belongs to the Furries! Do you ladies understand?"

Comments

[greenreaper.livejournal.com]

I love the way God Hates Furries has essentially turned into a portal page for WikiFur through its non-updateness. :-)

Here's my own take on the topic (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:God_Hates_Furries).

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

SIR, YES SIR!!

[firestormsix.livejournal.com]

*lol* :P