I don't know what's funnier. This guy screeching about getting sued by Jeremy Bernal, or the horrendously bad legal advice that follows. I really hope for the defendant's sake that he's smart enough to see a lawyer and get proper legal advice before doing anything stupid. (such as say, not showing up, as others have suggested)
No matter what happens, I smell a train wreck in the making.
No matter what happens, I smell a train wreck in the making.